lmao

lmao was worth the wait

Uh..

Slow. Poor transitions, except for the seasons. Get rid of the black screens and you'll be all set

Good job, I guess

Although I figured out what was going to happen before it happened.

I challenge YOU

The AUTHOR, to land that plane. Not even Chesley B. Sullenberger himself could land that thing.

Lookin good

the giant ballsack helicopters that shoot jizz all over you are a bitch though. Choosing who gets their dick cut off at the end is good. Adds replayability. Keep it up.

Critical points need rethinking.

Playing this game was very unpleasant. Sometimes though, I feel good after beating a game that I was just pissed at. So, I keep playing most games, just to get to the end. This game, however, was not one of those. Reasons?

In the tunnel marked exit (I presume this is near the end of the game?) about 4 screens up, I ran into a wall, died, and received a checkpoint on my last life all at the same time. I then chose to retry, spawned touching a wall, and was instantly killed. Over and over and over again. Save, restart, same thing. Hold arrow keys, nothing. I decided to write this review.

Solution? Instead of spawning where you received the checkpoint, spawn in a preset spot at that checkpoint. NOT in the GROUND.

This happened the first time I played too, in the very first screen. While learning the mechanics of the game, I received a checkpoint VERY close to the ground. I restarted, and before I could get my fingers back to the keys I drifted into the ground.

Solution? Since a player is probably going to hit that retry about a million times-- which is kind of pointless since you restart at the last checkpoint no matter how many lives you have-- why not get rid of the screen entirely and keep spawning back at a checkpoint, or, make it so I can hit ENTER or SPACE to automatically retry. And, with a preset spawn point, the player wont have to worry about jamming those arrow keys RIGHT AS they start.

Those were two of my major points, but there are more minor ones. No health, and I still cant tell where the hitbox is on the bird (do the feet count? The beak?) This game seems to have potential, but these fatal flaws make playing it a very unpleasant experience

Good.

lol. techno smoke on the water, kind of.

Good remake, a bit faster then the original but hey, its a remake, not a copy, right?

Bass is up a little high, I had to turn mine almost all the way down to make it sound alright.

No Solo?? Come onnnnn man.